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These series of courses offer universal-standard teaching in the culinary arts. Cooking specialists who have graduated from Anime University are in high demand all over the universe, in all major hotels and famous restaurants.
This course broadens the scope of wishful thinking. It teaches students to daydream at the drop of a pin, bang into lampposts while fantasizing about a potential-less loved one, and even think that someone who wants to be your friend is actually an admirer who would like nothing better than get into your pants and screw you to death.
Principal Kuno teaches about the heavenly words of great poets.
Students who partake in this course will find themselves filled with obscure historical facts and dates and never ever find a job. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
For non-English nationals only. This two-semester course covers grammer, vocabulary, pronunciation and all the quirks of the English language. Try not to fall asleep in class, as the instructor, Ms. Hinako, is also a ki-sucking vampire and would love to punish delinquent... Now Hinako-sensei, I didn't really mean that. No, put that coin down.... ARRRRRGH!!!
Learn to get your way (or to seriously abuse your kids) by crying at the sign of sadness. Enhance your capabilities for scorning your enemies by using crocodile tears as a weapon. Project your image as a loony - if that's what it takes to make everyone think you're right.
All schools of science is supported by this Faculty. However, formal courses
are not available in this guide, as they have a tendency of changing at the
last minute. It all really depends on the moods of Drs. Gero and Washuu. Please
check with the Faculty Office for the latest list of courses.
Please note that all science courses at this university are open only to
postgraduate students who have already earned their doctorates. Undergraduates
are accepted, but no formal degree is given at the end of their stay.