Anime University - Faculty of Medicine Curriculum
FACULTY OF MEDICINE
All courses cover human and non-human species of the known universe.
- History of Modern Medicine
- Basic Psychology
- How Hospitals Work, from Administration to Janitorial Duties
- Obstetrics and Gynaecology
- Advanced Psychology
- Basic Surgery
- Patient Diagnosis (incl. ward rounds)
- Surgical Procedures for Intelligent Life
- Trauma Team Project
- Surgical Postings
- Medicine in the Field, Study of field triage techniques
- Crisis Management
- Acupuncture and pressure points
- Mandatory class for all students at this Faculty.
- Playing with Betty-Chan
Dr. Tofuu's hilarious antics in the presence of his wife, Nurse
Kasumi Tofuu provide psychology students with an opportunity to
perform in-depth studies on Takahashi-ism, a disease which strikes
individuals who come from the Nerima district in Tokyo, Japan of
- Dr. Washuu's study project
Become an experiment subject for Dr. Washuu and be provided with
opportunities to expand your consciousness, intelligence and
physical capabilities. Warning - there is a slight chance of spending
the rest of your life as a vegetable, but the Faculty of Medicine is
prepared to pay for your medical fees for the rest of your life
if this happens.
For this semester only, Locutus of Borg is available for private or
public demonstrations on successful Borg techniques on cyber
implantation. Students are subjected to pre-lecture religious Borg
teachings ("Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated.",
over and over and over again) before the actual lectures. Students
are expected to experience the Borg culture, and at the end of the
course, will be returned to non-Borg status if so desired.
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