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Basic Courses

All courses cover human and non-human species of the known universe.
  • Physiology
  • History of Modern Medicine
  • Anatomy
  • BioChemistry
  • Midwifery
  • Basic Psychology
  • How Hospitals Work, from Administration to Janitorial Duties

Intermediate Courses

  • Anaesthology
  • Obstetrics and Gynaecology
  • Advanced Psychology
  • Pediatrics
  • Basic Surgery
  • Patient Diagnosis (incl. ward rounds)

Advanced Courses

  • Surgical Procedures for Intelligent Life
  • Trauma Team Project
  • Surgical Postings
  • Medicine in the Field, Study of field triage techniques
  • Crisis Management
  • Acupuncture and pressure points
    - Mandatory class for all students at this Faculty.

Cookie Courses

  • Playing with Betty-Chan
    Dr. Tofuu's hilarious antics in the presence of his wife, Nurse Kasumi Tofuu provide psychology students with an opportunity to perform in-depth studies on Takahashi-ism, a disease which strikes individuals who come from the Nerima district in Tokyo, Japan of Earth.
  • Dr. Washuu's study project
    Become an experiment subject for Dr. Washuu and be provided with opportunities to expand your consciousness, intelligence and physical capabilities. Warning - there is a slight chance of spending the rest of your life as a vegetable, but the Faculty of Medicine is prepared to pay for your medical fees for the rest of your life if this happens.
  • 'Borging
    For this semester only, Locutus of Borg is available for private or public demonstrations on successful Borg techniques on cyber implantation. Students are subjected to pre-lecture religious Borg teachings ("Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated.", over and over and over again) before the actual lectures. Students are expected to experience the Borg culture, and at the end of the course, will be returned to non-Borg status if so desired.

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