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Ryoko the pirate demon


Ryoko the pirate demon
(puff the magic dragon parody)
By, Clayton Overstreet

I neither own nore profit from this song or these characters.

Ryoko the pirate Demon,
lived with Tenchi,
And plundered space in a ship named Ryo-ohki.
Tenchi Masaki, loved that demon girl,
Even when she kidnapped him and he almost had to hurl.
Together they would travel,
on a ship with a puffball tail,
Myah, was it's screeching wail.
Ryoko the pirate Demon,
lived with Tenchi,
And plundered space in a ship named Ryo-ohki.
A noble Juraian princess,
would growl when near she came,
But whole pirate ships would crap their pants when Ryoko said her name.
Oh, Ryoko the pirate demon,
lived with Tenchi,
And plundered space in a ship named Ryo-ohki.
Ryoko lives forever,
but not so Juraian boys.
Lighthawk wings,and magic rings,
make way for other toys.
One gray night it happened,
Tenchi was no more.
And Aeka the bitch princess,
called Ryoko a whore.
Her head was bent in sarrow,
tears fell like rain,
Ryoko no longer went to plunder,
along the shipping lane.
Without her lifelong love,
Ryoko could not be brave,
So Ryoko that mighty pirate,
sadly slipped into her cave.
Oh, Ryoko the pirate demon, lived with Tenchi,
And Plundered space in a ship named Ryo-ohki.
Oh, Ryoko the pirate demon, lived with Tenchi,
And Plundered space in a ship named Ryo-ohki...


Author's note

I'm saddened that nobody else beat me to this! Tell me what you think at clayton_n@hotmail.com